Ottawa, CA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has ordered Canadian troops to the border with the United States in order to deal with a migrant caravan containing millions of Americans seeking legal weed and free healthcare. Others are seeking asylum from the Trump nightmare, and some just want to escape the gun violence caused by decades of domestic and foreign policies.
“When the United States sends its people, they’re not sending their best… They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing hard drugs. They’re bringing gun crime. They elected an alleged rapist to be president. And some, I assume, are good people.”
The American migrant caravan is expected to reach the border as soon as they can find Canada on a map.